The they/them that they wish they were
Hey guys! I write on ao3! it’s casual and slow moving with college but am updating when I can!
Chapter two of The Seeds of Decay (working title) is out now! Feel free to check it out if you want (or don’t, i’m not your mom)
oh my, she's a long way from suburban towns
came to the city for the love, got her hurtin' now
nyancrimew asked:
what if i put poison in your meal, would that be fucked up or what?
annieversary3 answered:
i think it would be kinda neat we could start this cool kinda rivalry thing. we could be like an enemy’s for life type thing. i could set some traps in ur apartment or something like that. wait no i dont have the address to your new place ummmm. maybe instead i can uhhh send u a mail bom- wait no i also need ur address for that umm uhhhh okay what if i hack u what if i uhh like um ddos ur website. would that be a good enough response
idk im drinking bad chilean wine i cant really think rn, how much time do i have to come up with a good enough threat so i can keep up the quality of our newly formed rivalry
i'll give you until high noon tomorrow to come up with a good enough comeback
it think it an cowboy 🤣🤣🤣😭🇪🇸😱🤣🤣
ALTall your meals shall be poisoned henceforth
it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now
reblog to put it in reverse and run him over again
i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec
it was like this
found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
humans be like staple crop
staple crop to what
directly to forehead
funnyposts4friends asked:
Re: DDOS post- it’s not just that, it’s actually worse. Official policy currently isn’t just to block OUTSIDE users from viewing twitter, but LOGGED IN users are now only allowed to READ (not post - READ) at most, 600 tweets (between everything - following, the FYP you don’t control, looking up people’s profiles) a day.
You have to literally pay to look at twitter. So much for ad revenue lol.
despazito answered:
in a way im glad he’s showing his ass like this because 12 months ago we still had to actively convince people that he’s never engineered anything in his entire life beyond tax dollar incinerators
unlike rockets everyone uses twitter and can immediately understand when guy’s a dumbass at it
